Alphonse Kauders said to Dr.Joseph Goebbels: "Writting is a useless endeavor. It is as though we sign every molecule of gas, say, of air, which -as we all know- cannot be seen. Yet, signed gas, or air, is easier to inhale."

Dr.Josep Goebbels said: "Well, listen, that differs from a gas to a gas."

Alphonse Kauders was the owner of the revolver used to assassinate King Alexander.

One of Alphonse Kauder's seven wives had a tumor as big as a three-year-old child.

Alphonse Kauders said: "People are so ugly that they should be liberated from the obligation to have photos in their identity cards. Or, at least, in their Party cards."

Alphonse Kauders desired, passionately, to create a bibliography of pornographic lierature. He held in his head 3,700 pornographic books. Plus magazines.

The question of Bruno, Aleksandar Hemon

(i en format de contes curts, que és com a mi més m'agrada)